Dear Ms.Alexander,

Day Two of Operation Inertia.

Today I am wearing a vintage full skirted black chiffon dress, a string of pearls x2 and my "Audrey" flats. You haven't even noticed. Perhaps because you are not here today. Or perhaps because I have once again been bunged into this fashion cupbaord/office to live out my long eight hour day in isolation. Boredome has yet to set in. Laregly because I have taken to doing something, erm, "productive", perhaps- in reading your article backlog.

This was my favourite.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/fashion/fashionnews/7572515/Ladies-Day-fashions-at-Aintree-Racecourse-2010.html

A veritable truth, you speak Hils. However, as Denis Harrison point out on April 10th 2010 at a quater to eleven in the morning:

"I noticed in your article you chose the most adventorous of fashion wearers and then basically made fun of them, all of the ladies at aintree put a huge amount of time and effort and enjoy their day, not everyone is overdressed and i have noticed that all the broadsheets tend to feature the most outrageous outfits and ridicule them but dont have any photos of the many beautifully dressed women. as for your comments i find interesting as i feel your own fashion sense is not the best judging by your own taste in clothes that do not suit you, your age, or your figure..."


Oops. A lesson learnt- never take on the North. Even if, oddly enough, you didn't take them on in the first place.

Yours, maybe one day,
L